The story of the week is the Tale of Two Beards. Here, we have recanted by Bible the heroic tale of His Beardiness. Also, we see a graphic representation of the evolution of The Beard, who never thought to use the privacy settings on MySpace.
June 24th
7:00 to 8:30 pm
Beard I
The Beard arrived at practice roaring and ready to go for some spirited touch. After a good 3 or 4 minutes, the Beard began to sweat and at the 5 minute mark it looked as if the Beard had done a few laps in the Potomac. With his glands at full bore the Beard began to take over practice. After a few untouched, 70 meter tries, the Beard began to flex his defensive muscles. In a flurry he had clotheslined Matt Johnston, chased down Brent, and made Sunshine cry.
At this point the local kick ball crowds began to take notice to this dominating figure on the horizon and gathered around to watch. The Beard knew he had to put on a show for the nonathletic crowd and put a show on he did. After stiff arming Murray to the ground, the Beard dished to an open Sunshine who immediately passed back to Beard out of respect and admiration. Needless to say the Beard scored his 16th try of the night.
After practice a few kickball girls came over to meet the bearded wonder. After a few moments of harmless flirting, the Beard dove in to bring these lucky gals into womanhood. Unfortunately for all, the Beard's beard had other motives and ended up murdering these pour lasses while in the midst of their midsections. The Beard apologized for the mess and vanished into the mist of a setting sun over Gravelly Point.
Read On for Part II...
June 26th
7:00 to 8:30 pm
Beard II
Like a complete asshole, the Beard did not show up to practice.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Friday Recap: A Tale of Two Beards
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6 comments:
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first there was the terminator, next came rambo....and now we have the beard, well at least we had him tuesday. wtf beard? not showing up on thursday was the worst follow up to the most dominating performance of all time.
Brent
You know, even God had to rest on the seventh day. I had to regroup to think about ways to top Tuesday. Can I? We'll see this coming Tuesday.
Beard
Whoever posted that last message:
Not creative, and definitely not called for. Don't be a douche.
-Beard's little sister
I imagine the Beard will play for his sister's honor on Tuesday. Be afraid at practice
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