I am Batman
Friday, July 18, 2008
Live blog from Batman
I think its a safe assumption Batman will make a lot of money this weekend.
Stay tuned for plot secrets...
How We Will Fight the Impending Robot Takeover
Thanks to MJ for leading the uprising against our robotic overlords, and sending me this picture.
Now, some may say that this is a funny picture and a silly idea...HA! Troops on Segways lets all point and laugh. They can't possibly be serious, right? I personally think its a great idea and you can Read More to find out why.
Update! Fish has forwarded a picture of a top-secret weapon system in development by the Canadian Army. Read More to see it.
1. Troops on Segways move silently. There's no boots-on concrete as a platoon silently scoots toward their target.
2. The soldiers can carry more than they would comfortably be able to on foot by attaching equipment to the Segway.
3. People might say, "well someone can just jump a fence." Ok then, the well-rested soldier can hop off the Segway and chase the sonofabitch down. Obviously you people haven't been chased by Segway cops...yet.
4. Admit it. If you were on a street with a platoon of heavily armed soldiers on Segways you'd shit yourself. Thats an intimidating sight in my opinion.
What We Know About Terminator: Salvation (T4)
1. Explosions
2. Robots
3. Christian Bale will play John Connor
4. Explosions
5. Swimming Robots
Watch this for everything you need to know about the franchise before continuing. There will be a quiz.
I think its safe to assume that this movie will be a hallmark of character development and intricate plot nuances. I feel that subtlety will mark this film as one of the greatest since Cecil B. DeMille in the dawn of the Technicolor age...
...AND THERES SWIMMING AQUA-TERMINATORS!!!!
Read More for the first teaser trailer. Watch the whole thing and you'll see the new nautical death machine.
Friday Wrap-Up
Ladies and Gents,
After some drama earlier in the week we were able to recover our journalistic integrity and press ahead with things that really matter. Bible entered a phonebooth and transformed into his alter-ego, who was then granted admin rights on the blog. Good luck to everyone playing in Pick 7's tomorrow!
West Potomac Tournament Day Schedule – 7/19
Gentlemen,
Tomorrow we have Washington RFC’s “Pick 7’s” tournament. This is a 12 team tournament and features several familiar opponents such as The Renegades, Washington Irish, and Severn River.
Entry fee for this one is $25/person. Bring this to the field with you.
For those wishing to carpool, we’ll be meeting at the Dunkin Doughnuts on 8th and Pennsylvania Ave. SE at 9:00 am and will depart promptly at 9:15.
For those driving themselves, arrive at Rosecroft Raceway no later than 9:30 am.
Read More for Directions and Match Schedule
http://www.rosecroft.com/DIRECTIONS.HTM
6336 Rosecroft Dr, Fort Washington, MD 20744
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Match Schedule:
West Potomac-
10:20 vs. WRFC I
11:40 vs. Alex II
12:20 vs. Severn River I
Semi Final TBD
Final vs. West Pot: TBD Because the Universe will Implode
West Pot/WRFCII-
10:20 vs. Severn River I
11:40 vs. Irish I
12:20 vs. WRFC I
Semi Final TBD
Final vs. West Potomac: See Above. The End is Nigh.
The Roster:
Koz, The Beard, Brent, Scott, Stefan, Tama, Bobby, Sunshine, Josh, Reuben, Bible, Jack, and Andy.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Stuck in the Office
Yeeeeeeeeah so its 7:00 and I'm still here. This sucks. Stay tuned for a tournament update in the morning.
If West Pot Went to a Wrestling Match....
Wrestlers Want A Chair...They Get It - Watch more free videos
Wow talk about getting quickly out of hand.
7's Tournament - Saturday - Rosecroft Raceway
We are entered into Washington 7's this Saturday. This will be the 4th tournament this summer and there are some guys who have been noticeably absent.
This is a local tournament so let's get a good showing out here so we can enter two full teams. There is a wing who hasn't been out all summer that happens to live a few minutes away. I think that wing should show up to this tournament unless he wants 13 people showing up at his house after the tournament and kidnapping his dog.
Anyone who wears a number greater than 5 on a regular basis should plan to show up.
E-mail Koz, kylekoz@gmail.com, to confirm you are showing up.
-Bible
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