How We Will Fight the Impending Robot Takeover

Thanks to MJ for leading the uprising against our robotic overlords, and sending me this picture.

Now, some may say that this is a funny picture and a silly idea...HA! Troops on Segways lets all point and laugh. They can't possibly be serious, right? I personally think its a great idea and you can Read More to find out why.

Update! Fish has forwarded a picture of a top-secret weapon system in development by the Canadian Army. Read More to see it.

1. Troops on Segways move silently. There's no boots-on concrete as a platoon silently scoots toward their target.
2. The soldiers can carry more than they would comfortably be able to on foot by attaching equipment to the Segway.
3. People might say, "well someone can just jump a fence." Ok then, the well-rested soldier can hop off the Segway and chase the sonofabitch down. Obviously you people haven't been chased by Segway cops...yet.
4. Admit it. If you were on a street with a platoon of heavily armed soldiers on Segways you'd shit yourself. Thats an intimidating sight in my opinion.