Office of the Summer Rugby Administrator
(OSRA) 11:41pm 07/22/2008
It has come to our attention that certain spurious and libelous accusations have been levied against this office and its current chairman, Koz. Those wishing to discredit the chairman for personal gain have launched a politically motivated attack to charge Koz with misappropriating team funds. OSRA denies any wrong doing by the chairman, staff, and contractors it employs.
Any and all expenses for trips, entertainment, and alcohol are well documented and public record. Furthermore, Koz will remain cooperative with authorities and any investigation into this matter. Koz will remain the Summer Rugby Administrator until his term ends September 1st, 2008. Any questions can be directed to Jason or Tama at the Office of Special Counsel to the Summer Rugby Administrator.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Official Statement From The Office of The Summer Rugby Administrator
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this explains the furtive glances, unexplained tardiness, refusal to return emails, inordinate amount of free time to post on this blog, the sporty car and the hi-tech phone. Furthermore, he claims not to be able to side-step or cut, so he runs straight when he has the ball. There is some speculation that this failure to move laterally is a cover up for his moves off the pitch.
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