“Screech” About to Stomp on my Childhood, Spoil my Adolecence, and Ruin my Mornings Before Work

Frequently out of work Dustin “Screech” Diamond is really getting desperate. Reports coming out of Defamer.com reveal that he will soon publish a steamy tell-all book about the sex, drugs, and wild parties that went on after the cameras stopped rolling. Did Screech finally screw Lisa? Were my pubescent fantasies about Jessie Spano and Kelly Kapowski accurate? Was the guy from the Maxx banging Miss Bliss? And I always thought Zack and Mr. Belding were always a bit too friendly.

via defamer.com