Breaking News: Meghan Fox is my new girlfriend.

Meghan Fox is no stranger to this blog and now I think we'll be seeing a lot more of her.

I'm not sure how Hayden Panettiere will take this news, but we'll see after I shake off this daydream and get back to work.

Update: I've been contacted by Meghan Fox's agent and he has asked me to please keep at least 500 feet away from Meghan Fox.