So. Uh, when do I get my rum...And AK?

A "Moderate Pirate"? Who knew!?!

A recent spate of Pirate raids on the Somali coast has the the US and Russian Navies scrambling for a solution. Apparently these skinny, unbeareded Privateers have been so brazen as to attack a Ukranian arms shipment and take the crew hostage(they usually try for the private yacht or something like that). The standoff has been long, and apparently the pirates...well they differ on opinions of what to do: sell the tanks or hold out for $20 million in ransom. Apparently tempers have finally boiled over. And yes, you read that correctly, the Pirates have a spokesman. I really want to visit Somalia.