YEEEAAAAH!!!

So, I let the cat out of the bag regarding my strange fascination with Horatio Caine/David Caruso last night. Now that we know where everyone stands, I humbly give you the following:



More after the jump...


The opening one-liners are beyond the pale, to the point where I do my best Roger Daltrey scream and imagine fan boats at sunrise after ever bad pun that I hear. I just can't enough...