Despite Recent Indications to the Contrary, Koz is not Trying to Destroy the World

I just wanted to make it clear that I do not currently have a nefarious plot to hold the world ransom or an intricate and overly complicated plan to reek havoc on civilization.

That being said I'll be hosting henchman auditions next week for a "community service" project I've started. Please bring a yellow jumpsuit and hardhat. Applicants with a monotone voice who can count backwards from 10 will be given preference.

Lastly, I will get around to the write up from this weekend unless somebody else beats me to it. If they do, they will be slowly lowered into a boiling vat of Vitamin Water, with conveniently placed railings and platforms surrounding them and only one sleepy, dim-witted guard posted at the door.