It's Tuesday......Time To Drink

This being a Tuesday and the second day of the work week, I find myself inevitably needing a beer. I of course strongly suggest PBR:

Pabst Blue Ribbon
Somewhere out there is a man named Gus wearing a pair of $5 dungarees he bought in 1978 and a navy blue Dickies workshirt with his name proudly emblazoned on the front of it. Gus drinks P.B.R. because it's what he always drank and because it's always on sale at the Food Lion. He's never really thought about it, but if you asked Gus, he'd tell you that he liked P.B.R. because it tastes good, keeps pretty cold, and because it's not all fussy like those rich people up the street who drink Coors. And somewhere else, 2,500 miles away is a trendy dickhead drinking the same beer, the only one he could afford after spending $180 to buy a vintage navy blue workshirt with Gus' name on it.
Rating: What goes around, comes around

For other options, I strongly suggest you check out this site:
http://www.blacktable.com/beerrun030123.htm


My Personal favorites are:

Lite Ice
Like all Ice beers tend to do, I have an overwhelming urge to rape an Eskimo. Fortunately for our good friend Kiko, who has just arrived, this is "Lite" ice. His sled-dog, Niknuk, however, is in for a long night. Rating: Plausible.

Red Dog
This beer, like its eponymous canine, tastes like it was aged seven years in the basement of a Midwestern frat boy who just learned the nitrous tank ran dry. He's alone, the Hustlers are sticky and stained and all his brothers have spent the night fucking his sister Amy, in town for the weekend from south Jersey. It's time for date raping, and the Red Dog, injected directly through her neck for maximum (and immediate) impact, will do the trick nicely. Here's hoping her dad isn't a lawyer.
Rating: No means yes.

And there is something to be said for Carltoun Draught, at least based on their adds:

http://gprime.net/video.php/bigad