Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Ok Whose Idea Was This?


Somebody decided it would be a good idea to teach robots how to use medieval weapons. Nothing good can come of this.

We may be screwed when the robots take over, but Read More for how I plan to fight off...

The Zombies!



Yes your very own Zombie Preparedness Kit. Forget terrorists, natural disasters, the Chinese, or The Beard. This is what we need to prepare ourselves for. I can't think of anything more relevant to spend my money on.

2 comments:

Forajido said...

Silly Koz... In case of a Zombie Invasion we proud few living in the DC Metropolitan Area have more to worry about than your average garden-variety Zombie. We live within a few miles of Arlington National Cemetary which means that in addition to the waves of unlucky suburban soccer mom crash-victims we'll also have the pleasure of fending off 290,000 battle-hardened vetrans of every armed conflict since the Civil War. That being said, sawed off shotguns have limited ammo and a wide shot-spread which acts as a poor deterrant to an enemy whose brain must absolutely positively be rendered into apple sauce. I suggest you invest in a high-quality cricket bat and/or axe handle... and perhaps a trebuchet.

Anonymous said...

Chapter 2 of "The Zombie Survival Guide", recommends an M1-Carbine and a machete. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Survival_Guide. The author trades high rate of fire and large caliber for more accurace and reliability. The machete for the close in work. I'll leave the trebuchet for when I play AoE2.

Geek speak over, back to work.