Yesterday marked the last summer practice and the last day of Koz's term as Summer Captain. His administration was riddled with scandal, questionable decisions, and a controversial uniform proposal, leading to the lowest approval rating for any summer skipper in history.
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Koz's legacy will most likely be defined by his decision to go into Philadelphia for Cheesesteak Sevens. The decision proceed was based on intelligence that Iran was placing missiles in downtown Philadelphia. Which later proved to be true. Despite handily defeating the Philadelphians, West Potomac was bogged down in a tournament that lasted over 12 hours, if you include the run-up and return from the tournament.
Many players called on Koz to leave the tournament before the job was finished, but resolute in his purpose, Koz refused to set a deadline for withdrawl and stayed the course. Despite declaring victory in the social division, elements of West Potomac based in Kildare's Pub stayed in the troubled area of "South Street" for another 3 to 4 hours after most of the team withdrew 150 miles South. Disturbing photographic evidence of the torturous conditions at Kildare's emerged soon thereafter, and rumors that Koz forced teammates to drink excessive amounts of a trendy health drink led to accusations of "Vitamin Water-boarding."
Koz issued a press release early Friday, stating that:
"The actions of this administration were in the best interest of the team, and guided by our faith in the Beaver. The summer season was an overall success and brought the dream of West Potomac style womanizing to the far reaches of the greater Washington Metropolitan area."
It is unclear what effect Koz's term will have on the future of West Potomac, but what is known is that Robb has inherited several in-shape players and new talent not possessed before Koz's short and tumultuous reign.
Friday, August 22, 2008
Unpopular Summer Captain Leaves Office
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Damn Koz. You've gotten really good at photoshop. A couple of pictures with 2 girls seemingly not disturbed by being close to you? It took me a couple of looks to realize they were fakes. Nice work!
I for one am I better man have been captained by someone at least six or seven years younger than me, half as fast, worse looking, and to top it off, from the North.
I had a great time this summer, thanks for all the work you did.
that should read "I for one am A better man". I was caught up in the emotion of the moment. Plus I work for the government.
As Koz passes the baton, I commend him for his leadership and dedication through a great summer season. My thanks to Koz and everybody who played sevens this summer! I had a lot of fun.
I'm proud to welcome Sideshow back to his rightful place as the westpot skip. I, like many others was outraged with the decision to place our beloved team in the hands of a mad-man and actively protested the decision by sitting on my ass, drinking copious amounts of alcohol, and generally getting out of shape... for the principle of the matter, and ultimately for the good of the team; Good riddance Koz.
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