Kobe Bryant could be offered rediculous contract...Koz still still fighting for dental coverage

Rumors are circulating around the infallible source of all truth, the internet that Greek professional basketball team Olympiakos is preparing to offer Kobe an $83 million tax-exempt contract that includes:

...an incredible list of benefits, a villa in the Mediterranean Sea, pay all the taxes at the expense of the club, to pay the bills for the staff and for a private boat for Kobe Bryant. The article also says that they are planning to form Olympiakos into an NBA style club with a court that fits 15-20 thousand seats and a private jet for the team.

There's also a clause that the Greeks shall re-write the Illiad so Kobe bangs Helen of Troy and defeats Shaq in the Trojan War.

What ever happened to the idea of a private school bus for the team?

via FanIQ via The Hoop