Breaking News: Bible's election post about to be moved to the second page

The first milestone in President Gedeon's administration is about to be reached when the blog post announcing his election is moved to the second page.

Analysts are speculating what effect this will have on Bible's effectiveness as the leader of the most powerful rugby team in the PRU. Several reasons have been cited as the reason for Bible's banishment to the relative obscurity of page two. Bible is widely seen as the instigator for Israel's recent invasion of Gaza. Many think that the whole affair is his attempt to secure a new game pitch for the upcoming Spring season.

The day quickly approaches when a person wanting to learn about Bible's administration will be forced to read through several pages of pop culture references, trivial knowledge about unimportant topics, team news, Koz's incoherent rambling, and the latest video sensation on YouTube.

Bible will certainly attempt to stay relevant by delivering his message to those procrastinating at work or ignoring domestic household responsibilities. Bible's administration has already begun work on a stimulus package intended to deliver Jersey's to those who most need or want them. It remains to be seen whether the stimulus will be expanded to include jackets and/or bags, but the costs of any such package will be foremost in the mind of the average rugger on main street.

Anyone who is interested in purchasing a jersey should contact the Director of Recruiting, Ryan Goicoechea at ryan.goicoechea@gmail.com.