Thursday, April 30, 2009

Cowardly Young Boys Have Weak Numbers at Practice

I predict that the Young Boys won't be able to field a full side at practice tonight.

After being abandoned to their fate in New York City by the feckless Dave Gedeon, the Young Boys have seen their numbers at practice dwindle each of the following weeks. In their usual style, the Young Boys have been full of excuses. There was something about Ben's pinky finger and the Beard's thumb.

Then Reuben "The Cuban Sandwich" Barris dropped off the face of the Earth and there was some cock & bull story about some other Baby Boy not having health insurance and where has Church been? Church must always be at church 'cause he sure hasn't been playing much rugby lately.

The Young Boys disrespect their coach with their continued refusal to train and the game of rugby with their shameful shenanigans both on and off the field.

Cheers,

KJ

5 comments:

Unknown said...

If you're going to call us out at least spell names correctly. You're supposed to be eloquent, KJ. I'm thoroughly dissappointed.

West Potomac Rugby said...

Being mentioned at all is an honor, and more than you deserve after abandoning your 'mates these last few weeks.

KJ

Anonymous said...

I suspect Reuben will resurface when his strength returns. It is by no coincidence we noticed the severe drop stamina and fortitude and his play just after he lopped of that mop of his. He disappeared shortly thereafter.

Coach said...

time is running out for the youngster and I have yet to see some balls

Ryan G. said...

@ Coach That's what she said?