Thursday, April 30, 2009

OB / YB game this Saturday 1PM at Accokeek

Gentlemen:

The time has come once again . . to make the young boys pay their respects to a superior group of manly men. We need to remind them that we can take their women any time we choose . . That we can burst their little bubble of rugby success with our vast experience and skill . . and it is only by our generous grace that they can even continue on the field.

Fortunately we do not have to wear the new skin-tight uniforms that are inadequate to cover our copious musculature . . but we need to be there en masse to represent West Potomac and the older fraternity. If we have good numbers, it will allow us to keep the standard OB complement of 17 on the field at all times as well as continuous subbing every 5 minutes. We will have enough OBs that can actually run to pass to, but we still need fillers to catch and pass, or kick, plus lean on the pack and/or fall down in front of attacking opponents. This we can all do well.

The time has arrived to put down the remote control, dust off all your rugby equipment that was declared obsolete a decade ago, and come to the game! 5 good minutes is all that is asked of you and an obligatory photo op afterwards. In 20 years I have never been to an OB/YB game that I didn't thoroughly enjoy . . and this will be no different. Be there you idle old bastards . . it will be a great day! Bring family and friends. BBQ to be served on site.

Directions to Accokeek are on the website at http://www.dcrugby.org/directions.cfm

Murray

PS - Here's a link for the Young Boys.

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